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REF (23/22) Division 66bd/Subsection Orientation Basic Primary Clause: Notable Figures / Legends


‘Dead Dave’ is an active member of the NL+ (Non-Living) community of Broadcliffs. The NL+ recently changed their organisational name from Undead United of Broadcliffs. Firstly, because Dave argued that the term Undead contained the word dead (‘dead’ is considered a hate word by the NL+ community). Secondly, because the NL wanted to include other members post-existence, and various pandimensional beings. And thirdly because it sounded like a third division English football team.

Dead Dave is best known for his pungent stench; that, and his role at the change kiosk in the Amazon Arcade. Although a being a ‘man’ of few words, Dead Dave is an outspoken and active member of the NL+ and is considered by many to be a trailblazer in his attempts to integrate with the living. Dead Dave is also a known associate of Madame Morteau, the landlady of the Merry Dance and is linked with mysterious Mr Biscuit, a long-time resident of Broadcliffs and a known agent of chaos.