Kalaxion Invasion Guide EYES ONLY 

Encryption code AZ+3

REF (23/22) Division 66bd/Subsection Orientation Basic Primary Clause: Notable figures


The Caretaker of Broadcliffs Secondary School. This mostly unremarkable man has endured a lifetime of minor disappointments. This has, of course, made him a sad, bitter man whose only delight is sharing his misery with everyone around him, especially the children of the school where he works. 

I use the description ‘mostly unremarkable’ for a reason, as there is one point of interest in this otherwise loathsome individual.

Ogilvy has been enslaved to an entity he found whilst clearing the guttering on the building he’s entrusted with preserving. The entity is helpless in Earth conditions, although it does retain some of its abilities. Namely telepathic communications and power of affect luck on a quantum level. This is how it manipulates Ogilvy into doing its bidding, primarily the provision of dead flesh it needs for survival. 

Excerpt discovered in ‘Lost Property’.

‘It was Ogilvy, the school caretaker. A bear of a man with breath that could strip the eyebrows off an orangutan. He had almost no neck, and his massive head squatted just above his shoulders. It looked as though his descendants had somehow cheated evolution. His face was terribly pitted, like the surface of an angry red moon, and beneath his sizeable red nose was a thick black moustache.’