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PRESALE STARTS 8PM UTC on 20th APRIL 2022
In 1985, a severely damaged Trog starship breached the Earth’s Interplanetary Defence Barrier. As the stricken planet killer hit the English Channel it split in two, liberating the Pandimensional race known as the Phanackapans from their bonds to their abusive Trog overlords.
In the years that followed, the Phanackapans thrived under the sea, using their powers to manipulate matter to build a home for themselves. But now, these amazing little Pandimensional entities have chosen to use their powers of matter-manipulation for good, to create a cleaner environment for us all.
Description: Matter-manipulating warp-drive engineers
From: Dimension #M4B3L
Class: Personnel / Engineer
Public Price: 0.05 ETH
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The Big Bang
- The Genesis Pandimensional NFT presale opens
- The public sale opens 48 hours later.
The Cherryade Bar
- All PFP owners can claim free Cherryade in the bar
- Feed your NFT with Cherryade and watch it mutate into a member of The Secret Cherryade Drinkers Club (your original NFT will be unharmed)
Member-only content and merchandise
- Every NFT owner will receive a free Pandimensional story ebook NFT
- Every NFT owner will get access to Pandimensional merchandise
- Member-only content on the website is unlocked, with hidden secrets for your tribe
- THE VOID limited edition 1/1 NFTs will be auctioned for charity
- The VOID companions limited edition NFT collection drops
- The Shadow Machine limited edition 1/1 NFTs will be auctioned for charity
Phanacka… what now?
In the Aougal System on the Planet Phanack (the 4th rock from the Aougal sun), a race called the Phanackapans lived and prospered. These tiny pandimensional entities are built from the cells of up to 12 other creatures to create a single creature with a single consciousness.
The Phanackapans are highly intelligent and universally famous for constructing the greatest starships and starship engines ever known, for their overlords, The Trogs.
In the early stage of starship construction, The Trogs place several Phanackapan hive eggs in strategic points around the starship and its engines. When the eggs hatch, the newly born Phanackapans flourish and maintain the complicated structures of the engines.
Due to the unique design of every starship engine and the differing radiation each generates, every Phanackapan is mutated at birth, the result is that for every different starship a unique tribe of Phanackapans can be discovered.
The Phanackapans, and everything in the Pandimensional universe were devised by the creative and slightly disturbed mind of Ulysees Funk. Funk is a published author, comic book artist and a co-founder of The Pandimensional Trading Company.
The following is an extract from “Lost Property”, the first in a series of novels from the Broadcliffs Saga.
He who controls the Cherryade controls Broadcliffs.
The above is a famous Broadcliffs saying, although an over-exaggeration, the flow of Cherryade is an essential resource to the criminal underworld of the town.
Cherryade is what humans refer to as a soft drink. This term is itself a misnomer, like the drink, with its’ heady cocktail of high sugar levels and strange collection of chemical compounds, is anything but soft. It is due to the unique chemical structure of the beverage and inclusion of the compounds anthocyanin, propylene glycol, and traces of formaldehyde that it is so highly sought out by the Phanackapan community of Broadcliffs; that and the fact they like the taste, apparently.
Cherryade is used by the Phanackapans in their cultural events. Their society is based on production, and output in manufacturing terms, is phenomenal. As hard as they work, they also put as much effort into having a good time. Work hard, play hard is an Earth expression, yet one which applies to the Phanackapans all too readily. These so-called cultural events, or as they are better known, raves,’ can last for days. Cherryade is a central part of this, due to its effects on the biochemistry of the Phanackapans.
This drink allows criminal gangs to trade with the Phanackapans, as it is one of the very few commodities they cannot construct themselves. And due to the diminutive stature of Phanackapans, even small amounts of the fluid can be very lucrative. For example, a can of the drink (around 330 ml) will procure you several thousand pounds worth of counterfeit goods.
Of course, not all Cherryade is the same. Qualities can vary, and the most sought after is now the defunct brand called Corona. Bottles of Corona can fetch high prices on the black market.
In shady deals, down darkened alleys, bottles of the liquid are exchanged for large sums of money. This has heightened the often violent demand and led to the horrors of ‘bathtub cherryade.’
It is the gangs of Rose Town that fiercely control the flow of the liquid. The goods produced by this trade are locally known as ‘countie.’ These items can be a straight copy of the object or can sometimes contain modifications tailored to the buyers need. Although rare, it has been known for a Phanackapan, after imbibing a little too much Cherryade, to add specific features absent from the original design schematic.
The most tragic example of this is the loss of a family of four while watching a particularly nail-biting episode of Downton Abbey. The television involved was a 50’’ flat screen 3D Smart TV, which had been upgraded to include a trans-visual neural relay. Although true that the modification significantly increased the picture quality and resolution, it did so by beaming the images directly into the minds of the viewers.
The shock at Lady Violet Crawley’s surprise betrothal to the Italian Count proved too much, melting the brains of Mr Nigel Haversack, his wife Valerie, and their two children Michael, and Sandra.
Lost Property is the first novel in the Broadcliffs Saga by acclaimed author Ulysees Funk.
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